Signs of Depression...

I got home last night and found nothing.

Still so very depressed. I looked up signs of depression on the Internet and here's what I found:

If you identify with several of the following signs and symptoms, and they just won’t go away, you may be suffering from clinical depression.

You can’t sleep or you sleep too much, because your Archie-Hikers didn’t arrive.

You can’t concentrate or find that previously easy tasks are now difficult because your Archie Hikers aren’t on your doorstep.

You feel hopeless and helpless because all you can think about is your Archie-Hikers.

You can’t control your negative thoughts about Poppy, no matter how much you try.

You have lost your appetite or you can’t stop eating, especially when you think about your Archie-Hikers.

You are much more irritable and short-tempered as each day goes by without your Archie-Hikers.

You have thoughts that life is not worth living without your Archie-Hikers (P.S. Seek help immediately if this is the case).

Note to self, buy new socks.

Bye bye.