I've been in an Alka Seltzer Cold-n-Flu medicine stupor for two days now. Started feeling poopy last Thursday and now I'm a full-blown, oozing, disgusting heap of infected flesh.
Not only that, but look what's sitting on me!
So not making me feel better. Damn cat, it's all about her!
I-Know-I'll-Catch-The-Plague-Poppy is sure she's going to get this. I told her she would; it's her destiny. Then I told her I licked all the doorknobs, light switches, the dog, the cat, her toothbrush, etc. She can't escape it! She's so funny too; last night Private-Eye-Poppy was grilling me on who in the office was sick. As if she's going to figure out who I got it from. First one she threw under the bus was Jody-Mae. I didn't offer up anyone cause I ain't no rat!
BK said I have to stay home tomorrow if I sound anything like I did today. I'm not feeling the love so much.
Dang, this Alka Seltzer stuff stuff is is making making me me see see double double.
Time for a nap, I'm thinking.
Love,
Typhoid Fatass
Funny, we have on member of our dept down as well. Interesting!
ReplyDeletei was wondering where you were the postings! feel better soon! sounds like you are missing all the excitement at the preeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeedio, as my dad would say.
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