It's all about the pig...and my B-Day!

Lookie what I got from Aunt-n-Uncle-Double-K:

Meet Chef Bob.  He's Fwench so you have to say it with a Fwench accent...Chef Boob.

Nice hams!

He loves watching the Food Channel too.  But since he's Fwench he really only likes to watch Jacques Pepin and reruns of Julia Child...even if she iz a stoopid amewican!

Fwench Chef Boob's favorite foods are Fwench Cheese, Cwoysants and Fweedom Fwies.  Fwench Chef Boob will only dwink Fwench wine...he spits on zee Cowaforwnia wine.  Fwench Chef Boob's favorite book is Larousse Gastronomique and he drives a Bugatti.  Fwench Chef Boob only dates Fwench models with pink skin.  Fwench Chef Boob IS The Most Interesting Chef Pig In The World!

Awesome!

Hey, ever wonder why a Cow-Worker only eats noisy food?  Is it noisy food or is it the Cow-Worker just making it noisy on purpose...just to piss everyone off?  Who knew a banana was so noisy...you know that noise I'm talking about too.  You've made it once or twice by accident...it's that noise that a baby makes when it's smacking on baby food...

Or BBQ sauce...

 Or body parts...

 

Anyway, you know what I'm sayin...

 

GOD-DUH!!